2021.12.04 23:37 Mimidoo22 ‘Tis the season…for gingerbread! I present you with a very old set of recipes for gingerbread. Would love to see a comparison of them all, but may not get to it!
2021.12.04 23:37 Summerrtt What’s your most embarrassing dating story? I’ll go first
I’m bored and I hope some of y’all have a funny story to share!
My story: I had recently turned 18 and I was still a virgin! Why was I a virgin? Because I didn’t really have an emotional connection with any of the guys that dated in high school and they were all VERY immature! 2 weeks after my 18th birthday, a very attractive 21 year old asked me out and I agreed to go on a date with him. He seemed very mature and I liked him a lot!
2-3 hours before the date I started getting nervous because I was a virgin and I knew he had a lot more “experience”! So I thought I should “learn” how to do stuff…. So I decided to go on p0rnhvb to try and learn how do everything step by step. I watched some videos for “educational” purposes and I learned as much as I could. I got ready and went on the date! We went to one of his friends parties, I had a few shots and I was kinda drunk. He asked me if I wanted to go somewhere to be alone (he was sober) and I said sure! Long story short we went to a river and talked there! Then I suddenly felt sick and threw up in the middle of nowhere… he held my hair and after I was done he gave me water and gum… (not the embarrassing part) We went to his car and we were in the backseat. We made out and he suddenly whipped out his eggplant and after 30 minutes I was not no longer a virgin… When we were done he realized that there’s blood on the c0nd0m, his hands on the seats.. I was very embarrassed and kept saying sorry but we cleaned it up. (Sadly still not the embarrassing part) After we got dressed and cleaned everything up, we were talking and he asked me something and I went on google to show him something. I opened safari and the tab was still on the p0rnhvb page. It was paused on a very graphic moment. I shut off my phone and i nearly had a heart attack, my body felt stuck, i turned my head and looked at him with my eyes wide open. I asked him “did you see-“ and he said “that you were on pornhub watching a video? Yes i did! Wow I did not expect that from you” I put both my hands on my face and I said “noooo no it’s not what you you think” and he said “then what is it? Were you musterbating before our date?” And I said “no!! I wasn’t!! I was watching it for educational purposes. I was trying to learn something very specific.” he laughed and said “you were watching that video for educational purposes? Did it educate you? What were you trying to learn?” I said “I can’t tell you what I was trying to learn but please please forget what just happened” and he said “its okay but from now on if you wanna learn anything I can teach you!” And he winked. I shook my head and I felt dumb for not closing the tab.
We dated for 6 months after that and he would bring up the fact that I was watching a p0rn video for “educational purposes” as many times as he could during those 6 months!
I know my story wasn’t that embarrassing but please share if you have any embarrassing stories :)
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2021.12.04 23:37 amphibiangirl After a hike
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2021.12.04 23:37 Goldie46 [Post Game Thread] Colorado Mammoth defeat Georgia Swarm 16-11
2021.12.04 23:37 cliffhanger120988 Got my display case set back up after years in storage
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2021.12.04 23:37 TheUnofficial_Mascot Guys we launched The Unofficial Mascot on opensea with 100 NFTs at only .007 ETH on polygon! Go check it out! Link in comments!
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2021.12.04 23:37 KJK_Snipes A lay this fine piece of hardware down and end my move.
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2021.12.04 23:37 protobytelabs Mutiny at the Nore one of my rarest books
2021.12.04 23:37 clatto_verata_nicto Official IMX Medium Blog is giving me 410 error
2021.12.04 23:37 yf2hillside Notable BDs killed between 2020-Now
2021.12.04 23:37 Quad-Head It's My Cake Day And I Made Me Some Great Smelling Handmade Cold Process Soap For The First Time
2021.12.04 23:37 kyoumokawaii Uma to Shika (Kenshi Yonezu Cover) - Amane Kanata has reached 6 Million Views
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2021.12.04 23:37 Vexilus Remind me to take Piercing off
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2021.12.04 23:37 GreasedMonkey7 Anyone know any gargoyle gecko breeders (preferably on the more cheaper end) that specialize in or breed a lot of phantom eyes?
2021.12.04 23:37 03cookie03 Looking for Friends!
I just picked up TTR again. I used to play ToonTown way back when and have always enjoyed it, I just don’t have a group of friends to play with anymore and it’s just not as fun playing alone. Anyone want to play together?
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2021.12.04 23:37 mynamesnotsuperman Found this cleaning out my grandparents house. Can’t find anything similar on eBay, is it valuable?
2021.12.04 23:37 Nekomiminya What's weirdest/most ironic/etc way you misremembered a scene in movie/TV show/book/etc?
2021.12.04 23:37 Wind2000reddit Idea for fan projects
So i don't know if anyone has done something like this before, but when listening to EITBON (it has been quite a while since i listened to it but i haven't thought of sharing this idea with the subreddit) i saw the thing Youtube does when you put timestamps in the description indicated there was a super short track at the end, it's actually just the end credits, but when listening to the album i didn't check any of the stage's descriptions, song titles or anything until i actually got to them to make it more impactful when i do, so i didn't check to see what it was called, but i thought it would probably be terminal lucidity, like EATEOT's ending but a separate track, and seeing stage 1 starts with a song called "I'll Be Remembering You" i thought the ending would be called something like "I Remember You" especially seeing songs named "I Still Remember You" and "Can I Remember You?"
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2021.12.04 23:37 liubodimakaCS [PC][2012-2015] Age of Empires browser-based game
Release:Not sure, but it was definitely out back in 2012-13
Notable gameplay mechanics: Back in 2013-2015, I remember I would play this Age of Empires type game with the exact same graphic design, which I'm pretty sure was some iteration of the game. It was on every popular browser game website, but I just can't find it anymore.
Notable characters: The kingdoms were based on real empires
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2021.12.04 23:37 TheShawns All part of the plan…we may have lost the battle but at least we got the weirdboy.
2021.12.04 23:37 thelonleyboner69 뀰품종 레드향 on Twitter
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2021.12.04 23:37 adge2387 LF:pokemon with pokerus. FT: 5iv HA adamant Bagon
2021.12.04 23:37 Khadsibby Piercing bump !
2021.12.04 23:37 Kamirose My New York Puzzle Company advent puzzles arrived today, I got caught up!
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2021.12.04 23:37 supercleanbro RIP, you served me well noble bowl